2005-08-19 - 12:27 p.m.
THINGS/WORDS I LIKE:1. "Hogwash"
2. "Tiny"
3. Pea coats
4. Wearing flip-flops with jackets (what?? i'm from California. Jeez.)
5. Napoleon Dynamite
6. "Janky" (As in, "The restaurant was so janky, I swear I saw a cockroach.)
7. Red Lobster. I love you you expensive seafood giving bitch.
8. "Dereliiiiicte." (Said a la Will Ferrel in 'Zoolander,' and used by this delicious website to describe Mary Kate Olsen's state of being.
THINGS/WORDS I HATE:
1. "Pimple"
2. When people come up to the candy dish at work and "apologize" cause they're "being so awful." Take a damn Hershey's and get on.
3. "Bisque" (Just say "creamy." Lord, do we really have to tack on superfluous words when designing Campbell's Soup cans??)
4. "Hose" (As in, 'hoisery.' Not only do I revile the invention, but we really don't need any snappy nicknames.)
5. Screaming children. (More specifically, parents that refuse to extricate said screaming children from whatever venue/room/church, etc. that PEOPLE WITH EARS FREQUENT.)
Wow, I feel like we all know eachother better.
Until later on today, or, whenever I feel like it, I remain,
TheIdleReceptionist
knowlegeinium to be shared with the world - Monday Drudge
