CLIENTONIUM Cm:A NEW ELEMENT IS FOUND

Drs. Briggstone, Sharnell, Steinbrack and Wellsnorth reporting.

"It is with great awe and accomplishement that my collegues and I report the discovery of a new element. In a prior publication, the discovery of Administratium was shared with the scientific world, and it was during further studies on Administratium that we discovered a new particle with a perculiar pattern around said Administratium.

"Swooping in an almost violent arc around the Administratium are small particles of this Clientonium. This abnormally small particle has some perculiar qualities. Although Clientonium is less than half the volume of Administratium, it carries a magnetic pull of an element such as Puregoldium, or Taketaketakeillium.
Derailing, as it were, the Administratium from its neutronic orbit. The Administratium seems to respond submissively to the Clientonium, although Administratium has a greater atomical number and value than Clientonium.

"We have observed Clientonium sending negative charges to the small particles surrounding the Administratium (YesMenium and Stenographilliae) and causing them to disperse in a disorderly, domino effect we have come to call, "2 Weekium Noticiae," or, in notation, "2wN." It appears that the Clientonium's charge attracts the YesMenium and Stenographilliae but changes its polarization when the particles reach a halfway point in relation to the Clientonium's epicenter, or, "Tunnelvisionium." This inherently repels the particles.

"After a series of such 2 Weekium Noticiae, sub-groups of Administratium band together and simultaneously create new codes for their respective orbiting particles. These bandings together [sic] and consequential restructurings are known as "Mergerium and Aquisitionium," and often result in a "Monopoliosis.""

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