"Hey Pot, You're black!" (Read the last paragraph...)

WTF, PETA?!
**SUMMARY FOR ALL THOSE AVERSE TO ARTICLE READING**
PETA was just discovered to have been taking animals from shelters in North Carolina and killing thousands of them since the eighties...to give animals they couldn't place in a home a 'decent way to die' or some crap like that. They even found scores of dead animals in PETA vans. Wow. Thats got to be the cruelest joke ever. Little Fluffy nervously sitting in a pound, waches the PETA van pull up, waves of relief washing over her. Until, whoopsee, they 'let her pass on with dignity.' The kicker in all this is that the local shelters had like, an 80% adoption rate, and PETA has had around a 14%. Again, WTF!? The article ends with a PETA woman claiming she sterilized herself because a 'purebred human baby' is just as vain as having a purebred dog. Holy Shit. Pardon the language but what has this world come to?
I mean...I'm all for helping animals out and all, but it shocks me that one of their spokespeople would be so Gloria Steinem (except exchange her ire of 'men' for 'entire human race'). So what is a purebred baby, anyway?? Is she referencing 'ethnically pure lines?' Or perhaps lamenting that we pesky humans never seem to want to procreate with members of the animal kingdom (except this DEGENERATE FREAK)??
"Yeah, did you hear the Finklesteins had their baby girl last week? It's a beautiful little Giraffe-American."
"Oh, really? I thought Mr. Finklestein was Human-American..."
"Hmmm...looks like someone's been seeing alot of the Sahara lately..."

And has this woman even considered that she herself is a 'purebred human?'

Wow, sorry. I think my little blog just skirted the borders of smut for a second there.

ON TO LIGHTER THINGS!!

In completeley non-consequential news, Fergie (of such things as 'The Blackeyed Peas,' 'great abs' and 'a warbly voice') had a li'l leak...This strikes me as a Reverse Emperor's Clothes blunder.
"Fergie!! You are fully clothed! Usually people remove the lower half of their clothing when using the loo!"
"No, I'm completely nekkid! And now I will use the loo! So leave...I don't like people to see me nekkid."
"But FERGIE! Your pants are *on*...oh, forget it."
Well apparently, in true Jessica Simpson fashion, a marketing deal (scroll down) is in the works...
And as a sidenote, Josh Duhamel better consider plastic bedliners from here on out...

Oh Tinsletown.