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2005-07-27 - 2:52 p.m.

Tom Cruise is weird!! And strangely possesive of Katie Holmes aka "The Other Statuesque Ingenue That Not Only Dwarfs Him With Her Height But Also With Her Beauty And Still Successfull Film Career." And now theres some Scientology fairy that accompanies Katie to interviews?? God......

Still on the subject of Tommy boy, I heard a hilarious joke the other day, here goes;

"What is the difference between God and Tom Cruise?"

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"God doesn't think He's Tom Cruise."

HAHA! *Gold.*

Memorable Incoming Call Conversation;
*RING, RING*
ME> "Good afternoon, CWC."
CALLER> "WHO THIS IS??!"
"CWC...?"
"Oh, this ain't no job?"
"Excuse me?"
"I got two calls from this number!"
>>some old woman begins yammering in the background, caller bickers with her momentarily and tells her to shut up<<<
ME>"Ma'am, I don't have any way of knowing who placed an outgoing call to you."
"So this ain't about no job??"
"Did you fill out an application with us?"
"So this ain't--"
"If you havn't applied with us, we wouldn't be calling about a job. Did you apply?"
"Oh...No."

Wow, I can't imagine why she was currently unemployed...

Sites worth a gander if you're bored.

AAAANNNDDDDD.....since I HTML now, here's a look at my mittened nephew

Well, thats all for now...cheers!

I remain, on the weekends,
The Idle Receptionist

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