"swimmingly."

And for those of you that have never heard that phrase and think im a total nutjob, I promise I've heard it before. From smart people. Or books. Or something.
ANYWAY, now that I have become an HTML jedi master, let us have some fun with links...

I've met some patrons over the years...

And they say Asian cultures have such respect for the elderly...

Wow, its good to know Nader's party finally found a mascot...**

and finally...

This is the best band ever and you should listen to them now.

WHEW!

**DISCLAIMER:I don't a hill of beans about Ralph Nader other than he seems to be the Li'l Engine that Could. But that has no bearing on my respect for him or whatever party he is affiliated with (Libertarian??) I was merely capitalising on a comedic (hopefully) moment having to do with animals and political parties and pigs are funny, haha. And anyone that *is* offended, my sincerest of appologies, but you probably shouldn't read my entries, as I am prone to nonsensical references that I find funny, and that probably no one else does. Thank You.

Well, unfortunately I haven't any terribly interesting stories to relay today, unless you consider wilson's new habit of vomiting on the bed nightly an interesting story. In which case I'd be obliged to delve into the particulars with you. But I suspect that story doesn't exactly fall under the "Phone Home to Mother" category, and as it is nigh lunch time, my brain isn't formulating much of anything at the moment.

So I shall leave you all with one Thought of No Consequence:

"The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!"
--Thank you sbt.bhmedia.com!

I remain, until the cows come home,
The Idle Receptionist