2005-07-20 - 11:52 a.m.
well, heres another one to file under the "all-famous-british-men-are-bastards" category of the "unhealthy-american-celebrity-obsession" folder. it appears as though jude law (from such cinematic gems as "A.I." and "Lemony Snickets a Series of Reeely Long Titles"...but seriously, i really did like those films...) has been caught shag-nastying the NANNY. dear god thats so cliche i think i just died a little inside (side note: the phrase "thats so cliche" is SO cliche!!! aaagghhhh!!! its a catch-22 of tired verbiage!!)oh well, now at least he can add his name to the roster of such across-the-pond greats as hugh grant, boyfriend of the unattainable elizabeth hurley caught knickers down with, say it with me, divine brown. and, unlike any of his jaunty li'ul films, couldn't get out of that jam
with a blubberingly charming appology filled with three syllable words of endearment.
well on other important news fronts, i awoke today at 8:15, from a call from my boyfriend, R. i work at 8:30. in that moment, thanking R profusely for calling, i became the tazmanian devil, whirling into the bathroom, out of the bathroom into the kitchen, managing to spill some dogfood into the bowl for wilson (my rat terrier...three cheers for co-dependent canines!!)and back to my closet to yank on some sort of acceptable office attire. i managed to be in my desk by 8:45, no small feat considering this is hotlanta and i was on I-285, burial ground of all safe and coherent driving.
until (untill??) next time, i remain,
"the idle receptionist"
put on yer sund'y best - on cannoli, imac and nephews...
